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  “She’s the greatest,” Bob agreed. “The best.”

  What was a little odd, Bob thought, was how Lou Anne and Jesse’s relationship seemed to mirror that of Bob and Dave. Lou Anne positively worshiped Jesse. She baked blueberry pies because Jesse said she liked them. She gave Jesse back rubs in the little room off the stage where the band got ready for their performances. When Jesse came offstage, sweat pouring off her, Lou Anne stood by with a towel and rubbed her down.

  Some nights Bob thought it was a little much, but then immediately chided himself for questioning it. Jesse was a star, so why shouldn’t Lou Anne, as her best friend, worship her, as well?

  The four of them were great pals and Bob told himself to cool it with all the lame questions. Enjoy. Accept. Be grateful for what’s been given.

  Not only was Jesse a fantastic lover but also a great listener. She wanted to know all about his work and his wild past. After a two-hour lovemaking session, Bob lay in bed, his hand on her left breast, and said: “Come on, Jess, you don’t want to hear about that ancient history, do you?” But Jesse had laughed and insisted. She wanted to know everything, how he’d gotten into psychology and what it was all about. So Bob started telling her the story of his life, how he’d fallen into it when he was attending Hopkins in the seventies and how he and a group of his radical friends had studied Jung, and his theory of the collective unconscious. At that point he had to stop the story to explain to her just what that was. “Remember,” she said, “I’m jest this ignorant old country girl.” Bob kissed her on the head and assured her that wasn’t true at all. Naked, he held in his stomach as he reached up to the bookshelf and pulled down his musty old paperback copy of Memories, Dreams, Reflections, and just touching that book gave him a shock. He remembered Meredith and Rudy and himself all sitting there talking about archetypes and how the mandala was the symbol of wholeness in a divided world, and how they had felt they were on to something so deep, so wonderful, the secrets of the unconscious mind, and in their youthful arrogance so much more than that, the secrets of the universe even. He hopped back into bed and began to explain Jung to her, how he had started with Freud but then developed the collective unconscious theory, in which all mankind dreams and shares the same myths, even though they are expressed symbolically in different ways. She caught on right away, and was thrilled not only by what Bob was teaching her but by the fact that she could understand it.

  “That’s the thing,” she said. “I never knew I was smart enough to go to school. I was told I was a dummy by my daddy so often that I just stayed away from books and ideas.”

  “That’s a terrible thing that was done to you, Jess,” Bob said. “In our country the poor are made to feel that they are stupid, so they’ll stay right in their place.”

  She shook her head and tears came to her eyes.

  “Oh Bobby,” she said. “And to think now I have my own personal guru.”

  Bob shook his head, but she was all over him, kissing him with her lovely lips and asking him to tell her more. And so he did. He told her about how he and his friends wanted to use their therapy to wake up the world, because they all believed society was moving into a new kind of consciousness, and it was beyond anything the old straight political leaders could see or understand. They thought they could show people the way to a new spiritual growth, beyond material possessions. A world governed by a grace and harmony. And most of all kindness, compassion.

  After going on for a while, Bob stopped and felt slightly embarrassed. Surely she must have heard enough by now. But she only snuggled up closer to him and said, “Bobby, I could listen to you talk for the next hundred years. Do you know what it’s like to grow up in a place like Beckley where talk is considered unmanly, where the only strength is the strength of your arms and back? Where if you’re a woman you would never even think to go to college?” She suddenly broke into tears at the thought of it and Bob patted them away, then heard himself telling more of his old stories, the ones he’d sworn he’d never tell again, not because they were dull but because they hurt so badly to recall. Because to tell her about those days of bright hope when he and Rudy and Meredith and the others lived together in a big-shingled house on St. Paul Street was to remind himself how far they had all fallen short of their youthful ideals. It was almost impossible to believe that the battered, compromised group of lumpy, middle-aged people were once the hot and sexy young stars of the Hopkins psychology program, the young radicals who started a revolutionary People’s Free Clinic, where they offered an alternative to the kinds of square psychotherapy that were going on at Phipps Clinic at Hopkins Hospital. How they didn’t believe in just sitting in a chair and listening to people’s problems, how they thought that was a cop-out, an artificial environment that put a huge wall between the therapist and his patient. How they realized that much of so-called mental illness was due to the very thing Jesse was talking about … working in dead-end jobs, feeling there was no hope, being trashed by bosses who had no interest in your self-esteem, and in fact had just the opposite interest—they wanted to keep a woman like Jesse down so they could control her. And how once they, the young rads, knew these things, they couldn’t remain simple shrinks anymore, just doling out little Freudian insights. No, they had to become revolutionaries who wanted to change not only psychology but the capitalist world, which created a certain kind of “mental illness” to begin with.

  When he was done, she looked at him wide-eyed and said, “You’re my hero, baby.”

  Bob didn’t know what to say. It was such a pure expression of her love for him that he blushed.

  “Well, he said. “That was long ago.”

  Whatever her educational shortcomings, the usage of the past tense wasn’t lost on Jesse.

  “And what about now?” she said. “You still have patients and work in the community, don’t you?”

  “Oh, of course,” Bob said. “I just meant that the historical moment … the big surge was back then. Now things are different.”

  “But still good, right?”

  “Fine,” Bob said. “Things are just fine.”

  His irritation was aroused again. She was fishing, just like before. She wanted to know exactly how good. How long would it be before she asked to see his financial statements? Tomorrow? Two weeks from today?

  And what lie could he tell her then? Nothing. He’d be through. This lovely woman, naked in his bed, would walk out and not only would her loss kill him, he’d be … God, he’d never thought of this before … he’d be a laughingstock to all his pals at the Lodge.

  He could just hear them: “Poor old Bob. First he loses his clinic, then his wife to that schmuck Rudy, and now Jesse Reardon walks out on him. And he’s going to help other people learn how to live? What a joke.”

  No, he couldn’t lose her. Not after losing everything else. He couldn’t go back to the old dead life. Not now. Not when fate had cast her into his hands. Surely, God, or whatever power ruled the universe, wouldn’t give him a woman like Jesse only to have her leave him.

  It was, he thought, a test. A real test of his ingenuity and manhood. You wanted a woman to love and to love you back. Well, here she is. Great-looking, sexy, and talented, and she loves you.

  Now how will you support her? How will you keep her around?

  CHAPTER EIGHT

  Kmile Bardan was back from his trip to England, which he described as a nightmare. He looked it, too. His spiky hair, always a wreck, now was like a tangle of worms and there were dark tea bags under his eyes.

  “He was there,” he said, scratching his left wrist. “Colin Edwards was there and he kept coming after me. Oh man, it was terrible. He literally came up to me … and said right to my face that he was going to steal it. What the hell am I going to do?”

  Bob didn’t know what to say. During the last few happy weeks Emile had been the last thing on his mind.

  “Just because he said he would steal it doesn’t mean he’s actually going to,” he tried.


  Emile flashed him a contemptuous look.

  “Give me a break, doc,” he said. “Edwards will try to steal it. It makes me feel so damn helpless.”

  The same way it makes me feel, Bob thought. But he had to make a try.

  “But you’re not helpless,” he said. “When he says something like that to you, you can tell him you’ve hired guards and notified the police, and if anything happens to the mask, he’ll be the first person arrested!”

  Emile laughed with disdain.

  “Please,” he said. “You think I haven’t said that a thousand times? See, that’s what he wants me to do, engage him in talk, you know? Start yammering about how he’ll never get it, how I’ve got guards all over my office, my house, what kind of locks I’ve got on the safe, and he’ll never be able to break in. That kind of thing.”

  Bob nodded his head, but something Bardan said struck him in the strangest way. Had Emile just accidentally told him where he kept the mask? Hadn’t he said that his office was in his house?

  “You see, Doc,” Emile went on. “Colin is a monster. I have these dreams about him now.”

  “Tell me about them,” Bob said.

  Emile shifted uncomfortably in his seat and sighed heavily.

  “Okay … I dream that I’m in bed just about to fall asleep. The door opens and Edwards is coming toward the bed. I mean, I can’t see him, but I know it’s him and he’s all wet, covered with mud and seaweed, and he’s coming right toward me … and in his hand is this knife. This huge steak knife and it’s all wet, too. And he gets near me, and I’m sure, absolutely sure, he’s going to plunge the knife into my back. But he doesn’t. He has this box, and instead he opens it and leaves it next to the bed. And then he’s gone.”

  Emile Bardan started to cry. Bob pointed to the box of Kleenex on the table next to him. Emile plucked one out of the box and blew his nose.

  “I look down at this box and I don’t know what to do. I’m afraid to open it, you know? But I can’t not open it. So I reach down and there’s this little clasp, and I pull it open and look inside, and there it is. It’s there, inside.”

  “What is?” Bob said, gently.

  “It’s a head. A human head, all wet and drenched with leaves and mud, and I pull it out by the hair and look at it and it’s him, my old friend, Larry Stapleton. His eyes are gone. They’ve been eaten by maggots and his nose is half eaten away and his lips are black, his teeth knocked out. It’s horrible.”

  Emile shook and cried bitterly.

  “I put the head back in the box and then I wake up.”

  “Very powerful,” Bob said. “What does it suggest to you?”

  Emile shook his head and wiped the tears from his cheek.

  “Well, it’s not all that subtle, Doc,” he said. “Once you know the truth, you’ll see that. Larry Stapleton and I were very close friends. Larry was a Brit and was from a very wealthy family. Colin knew him, as well … it’s a very small world … and he wanted Larry to invest in his business. In fact, he took Larry to his country house for the weekend to talk him into it. I know all this from friends of Larry who were up there with them. They went hunting, drank champagne, and had it on with some of the local girls … and then Colin got down to business and asked Larry to invest in his company. Larry declined and then he dropped the big bomb. He told Colin he intended to back me in my business instead. Colin went crazy. They had a terrible row. Then they made up … at least Larry thought they had … and they went out on the river for a row. No one knows what happened exactly, but somehow the boat capsized and my friend Larry Stapleton drowned that afternoon. Killed by Colin Edwards, I’d stake my life on it.”

  “Did the police investigate?” Bob said.

  “Sure, but there were no witnesses to the actual drowning. In the end it was marked down as an ‘accidental death by drowning,’ but I knew, hell, everyone knew, what had really happened. Edwards was always impulsive, had a terrible temper. He still does, and if you cross him he’d just as soon get rid of you. So now you understand my dream, right?”

  Bob shifted in his seat. The story had taken a turn he wasn’t at all prepared for.

  “You see,” Emile Bardan said, dabbing the tears off his cheeks once again, “I’m not only afraid he’s going to take the mask, but that he’s going to kill me when he does.”

  “Why didn’t you tell me this before?”

  Emile shrugged and shook his head.

  “I was barely aware of it, I suppose,” he said. “I mean, I’ve always known, but not known, if you know what I mean. Murder is something that happens to other people.”

  “Yes, I know,” said Bob. “But why would he bother to kill you? It’s the mask he wants, not your life.”

  “Not exactly,” Emile said. “He wants control. He wants to have complete freedom. You know what Edwards was in college? A utopian leftist. I was always a centrist politically, but not old idealistic Colin. He believed in a new world, and all that. A real fanatic. But when he couldn’t get it, oh man, you just don’t know. Those are the worst kind, Doc, the ones who have the big dreams. It’s the same with the artists in the world. I love painting and I love sculpture, but the people who make it, the ones who won’t compromise or play the game, they’re the ones you have to fear, because they don’t really give a shit about people. They live for ‘ideas’ or ‘beauty’ or ‘God’ or some other abstraction. They’re bad news. A guy like Colin could kill me tomorrow and never lose a single night’s sleep over it.”

  Bob looked down at the rug. For a second he’d felt that Emile Bardan had been describing him, not Edwards.

  “Time’s up for today,” Bob said, looking at his watch. “But I think we’ve done some important work.”

  “Yeah, I think so, too,” Emile said. “Hearing myself talk about Edwards, I just realized something.”

  “What’s that?” Bob said.

  “If he comes after the mask, and I’m around, what I have to do is shoot him in the fucking head.”

  “A very bad idea,” Bob said.

  “Maybe, Doc,” Emile said. “But outside of this bastard I have a good life. And I don’t intend to let the son of a bitch do to me what he did to Larry. I mean, what would you do?”

  “I’m not at all sure,” Bob said. “But I don’t think that it’ll come down to shooting a gun.”

  “I hope not,” Emile said, as he went out the office door. “But if the bastard comes around, I’m going to shoot first.”

  Bob slumped down in his chair. The session had left him exhausted and shaken. He thought about Emile’s version of Colin Edwards. Was it possible the man was actually a killer? Maybe it was true and, if so, perhaps Emile Bardan was eminently sane.

  And then he thought about what Emile had said to him. You had to fight if you loved something. But how much would he risk now that he was in love? How far would he go to protect his new life?

  Bob was due over at Jesse’s in an hour. Then they were going to Victor’s restaurant down at Harborplace for Lou Anne’s birthday. Christ, Bob could already see the bill there. He’d have to put it on his card, which was already ridiculously overextended. But what choice did he have?

  He locked the front door behind him and took a walk toward the harbor. As he neared the pier the wind whipped up, pushing him back. He put his hands in his jacket and pushed forward. The cool air refreshed him. He looked at a big freighter anchored eight or nine miles out, and heard a ship’s horn in the distance. He loved it here. He could think, open his mind, and then suddenly there was something coming to him … something he felt that had been there for quite a while … maybe months … but up till now he hadn’t been able to really picture it.

  But he could feel it coming now.

  He felt the wind whip off the water, the sea spray hitting his face, and then he had it. He saw and felt it as clearly as he could see the tide and the steam coming from the freighter’s stacks.

  The thought was so clear, so vivid, that he laughed out loud and did a little d
ance, a kind of a jig, on one foot.

  How could he have not seen this before? Because he had never considered this answer before. It was almost like stories he’d read of scientists who were blinded by an old paradigm. They couldn’t solve the problem until they came up with a whole new question. What was that book they’d all read years ago? Kuhn’s The Structure of the Scientific Revolution? Yes, that was it. It was just like that. You had to attack an impossible problem by changing the way you saw the problem to begin with. And that, finally, was what he’d just done.

  Bob walked down to the water’s edge and sat down, kicking his legs up and down against the seawall.

  They thought he was a bumbler, Mr. Good Guy, the kind of nerd who could never get in step with the real world. An adolescent who never grew up, really … lost in kiddy dreams of impossible utopias and doomed to live a life of lonely martyrdom. But that very image—the loser, the amateur, the hopeless utopian—was going to be the very thing that made it easy for him. Because no one would suspect him. No one. He was too dreamy, too soft, too nice to pull off anything as brazen as stealing from his own patient.

  But they were wrong, all of them, because that was precisely what he planned to do. Steal the mask from Emile and sell it to Colin Edwards.

  How much could he get? He had to do some research. But if the mask was really priceless, why not two, three, even five million dollars?

  And once he had the money, he’d wait a year or so, just in case anyone did suspect him, then take Jesse away with him to—to—hell, to any place they both wanted to go. Rome, Florence, Greece, Mexico … Spain …. He’d always wanted to see Barcelona.

  Just the two of them traveling, eating and drinking, making love.

  Living for pleasure, until they found the right place and settled down.

  But how would he deal with the guilt? Wouldn’t it gnaw at him, tear him up inside?

  That was a problem, of course. There was no getting around it. But somehow he had a feeling that he’d handle it just fine. Hadn’t he spent thousands and thousands of hours helping people at his old free clinic, which the city had closed for “lack of funds”? Hadn’t he given therapy to old people and blacks and immigrants from El Salvador and Chile for a fraction of the cost he might have charged?